http://prettypenises.tumblr.com/

I don’t understand people who try to have full blown conversations via anon asks. Like dude...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:43:42 -0700

I don’t understand people who try to have full blown conversations via anon asks. Like dude you’d make the world a better place and if only you’d allow that person to answer shit privately.

Video

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:19:54 -0700

Audio

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:00:59 -0700

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:39:02 -0700

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:29:15 -0700

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:04:40 -0700

friend: you should've come with us!

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:00:06 -0700

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

"Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:53:45 -0700

“Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people.”

- Andre Dubus

i dont know whether i should wallow in self pity or do my homework

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:50:27 -0700

i dont know whether i should wallow in self pity or do my homework

I kind of want to snoop around on everyone’s instagrams just to see how nice everyone looks for prom...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:15:47 -0700

I kind of want to snoop around on everyone’s instagrams just to see how nice everyone looks for prom but I won’t because I know I’m going to end up crying profusely. I think this may be my biggest regret ever.

(I also think I’d probably hate it if I would have went and spent like $500 on all of this. I guess you live and you learn.)

I may or may not hate myself and/or cry myself to sleep tonight.